Terry Messal:  Previous to this foolish excursion into audio madness, Terry has been around the music scene for a million years (more or less). Bass-man extraordinare for such bands as VOMF, Flies on Fire, and Vitamade. His various ensembles have opened for The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Ten Years After, Tragically Hip, and many, many others.

He’s known as "The Lovely Terry" because, well – he’s such a nice guy (and hey girls, not bad on the eyes). Terry is also the well-known and highly respected sound engineer at LA’s nightclub, Genghis Cohen. Articulate and well-read, he can draw nice pictures too.

Tom Doran:  Has destroyed many young minds as the co-director of some abysmal horror movies in the 1980’s, and even penned a punk tune in the 70's called "White Stains" (now, what could that be about?). He is now attempting to infiltrate and subvert the airwaves (or bandwidths) of the known universe – or something like that.

Sadly known as "Poor Tommy" – for the obvious financial reasons – and because the problems of the world always seem to be upon him. Will also respond to "Cranky Tommy."